This Is In The 2015 Accord Brochure

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
11/17/2014 at 17:56 • Filed to: None

I love the new Accord, but this is just absolutely and unarguably correct nope .

DISCUSSION (14)

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > TheHondaBro
11/17/2014 at 18:04

I really don't think of the Accord when I hear sleek, sexy, power, or performance.

PS9 > TheHondaBro
11/17/2014 at 18:05

Are you saying the 2015 accord coupe won't let me score some totally hot honda chick like in brochure?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > TheHondaBro
11/17/2014 at 18:15

aren't there laws about blatant misinformation in advertising?

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
11/17/2014 at 18:23

Not in the us.

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro
11/17/2014 at 18:25

Dunno - that medium metallic blue, 5-spoke wheels ... might not be too bad. And if a car helps you score with a woman, you're probably looking for the wrong sort of woman.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
11/17/2014 at 18:44

"The engineers and designers at Honda put an extremely underpowered engine in the most generic vehicle possible called an Accord Coupe. Or a Mustang, Or a Toyobaru, or a Scion TC. We're missing the point. Trick out your new ride with overpriced, useless accessories that have no impact on you or the car."

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
11/17/2014 at 18:50

Well to be fair, the engine isn't bad. A mid-5 second 0-60 isn't too shabby either.

Steve in Manhattan > PS9
11/17/2014 at 18:52

One of my favorite comics, Dana Gould, was at ComicCon - wedding ring on, his oldest daughter by his side - clearly not a threat to anyone. There was a stunning woman in line behind him dressed at Silk Spectre. He turned to her and asked, was that her favorite character from the DC universe, was she a fan of Alan Moore? She said: "Oh no, we're models, they pay us to walk around like this."

THE HOT HONDA CHICKS (and the hot women at ComicCon) ARE FAKE!

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/17/2014 at 19:06

Really? Damn.

But hey, at least that explains Fuel Shark